It’s Pudge, the world’s best cat. As I’m sure you remember from the last blog, you were told that you’d receive a new blog every week. Unfortunately, the dogs are being lazy and are out enjoying this nice weather. I tried to remind them that they promised you a new blog, but they brushed me off with a growl and a “take care of it, cat”. Then they bounded off into the sunshine, playing their stupid dog games where they chase each other and such. I was obviously very offended. I refuse to be spoken to like that. I haven’t spoken to any of them in the past four hours. So, to be kind, I will write this blog. Not for the dogs, but for you, litter box changers and food replenishers all over the world. I hope you enjoy it.
Nala, the white one, is getting quite fat, if I do say myself. Apparently she’s pregnant. I’ve heard chatter that the puppies will be arriving soon. I guess you humans would find that amusing. Hooray. Woot. Yay. Lol. Rolf. As you would say.I’ve heard many guesses on how many “pups” there will be. I’ve heard 8, 9 and 10. Any more guesses? I’ll upload some pictures for you to make your guesses.
Well, I guess that’s enough for now. I’ll talk to all you peasants some other time.