Identity Theft

Hey everybody, it really has been forever! And, yes, like Maya said, I moved next-door. I now live with Carla, Rex, Coco, Cash and Dizzy. I’m not entirely sure what Dizzy is, but I’ve heard people call him a liz-erd or something…. anyway. I ignore him most of the time, but I’m pretty close to Rex. I’m sure you all know I have a litter of puppies that just went to their forever homes. Rex was wonderful with them. He’s such a great step-father. As much as we’ll miss Cinder, Charlie, Marv, Shelby, Sadie, Tucker, Tessa, Winnie and Finley we know they have amazing homes living with amazing people. I really enjoy living with Carla, she’s great. I’ve learned lots of new tricks and I recently got a haircut. No more beard! Rex wants to say something.

What is this. A blog? I don’t even know what I’m supposed to write, uhhhh. OH MY GOODNESS, I have to go. SQUIRREL.

Well, then. That was Rex everybody. I probably should go, my last puppy is going home today. Bye everyone!


Hey people, it’s Nala. I’ve grown up a bit since I last blogged. I’m not a puppy anymore. I’m even pregnant. That’s right, puppies on the way! Keep an eyes on the website and FB page to see when they come. (

Summer is almost here, everybody. It’s been absolutely beautiful outside. The other dogs and I have been having a blast playing outside. Great digging weather. As summer gets closer and closer I want to remind everybody to make sure your dogs have lots of water. Keep them in the shade when you can and don’t leave them locked in cars. Also, try to walk your canine friends on the grass. Pavement gets scorching hot and burns out paws. Here’s some more tips on caring for your pooches during the hot summer months. ( Remember, we can’t sweat like you can!

Well, I have to let the other dogs write some now, hope to talk to all of you soon.


Hey guuuuuuyz! It’s me, Elsah! This is my first blog. I’m not entirely sure what to say, so I’ll just kind of follow everyone else’s lead, maybe tell you a bit about myself. ๐Ÿ™‚ Well, I’m a Parti Standard Poodle. I like squeaky toys and car rides. And blah, blah, blah, I like all that other dog stuff. XD lol.

I’ve seen that show Maya was talking about, dog with a blog. Don’t tell anyone I said this, but Stan’s kind of cute. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Maybe I could get on the show, WE. COULD. CO-STAR. AHHHHHH. AHGEGWKAGHUIELGAGLG. OH MY GOODNESS. I CAN’T EVEN.

Elsah Jennings….Stelsah…. Elan…Stelsah Rennings? Stelsah Rennings. ADORABLE. I love it! ๐Ÿ˜€ And just saying, Stan and I share a love for bacon wrapped cat. (Don’t tell Pudge ๐Ÿ˜‰ Yep, so that’s about all I have to say. I’ll see you guys later!


Hey blog readers. It’s that gorgeous poodle, Titus. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Don’t pretend you’re not in love with me. I’m amazing. LOL Champion lines girls, champion lines.

Anyway, what is all this about this Stan guy? Honestly Elsah. He’s a celebrity. He doesn’t know you exist. (I CAN’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA -Elsahhhh) Besides, you’re mine. Us poodles have to stick together! I mean, come on, he’s probably a mutt.

And Sheba, who decided to let “Rex” be the step-father? No one gave me anything to sign. They’re MY children. Ugh. At least I got to meet most of them before they left. they’re a bunch of cuties.

Yep Nala.Sun’s bad for my complexion. OH WAIT LOL. And another thing to add, it makes us a whole lot more comfortable if we get shaved. I really need a haircut…

I’ll talk to all you lovelies next week, BYE! xxxxx

-Titus The Great Defender

Hey humans, my name is Caylee. I’ve never done anything like this before. I guess some people will like read this? I don’t even know… Anyway. Hi! I don’t really know what else to say on all those topics other then yes, make sure your dogs have a way to keep cool this summer!

I’m going to talk about holes. I love digging. I love dirt in general. You humans don’t understand the effort we put into these. The engineering, the planning. They have to be the right depth, the right height. Lots of thought goes into this. THEN YOU FILL THEM UP. YOU RUIN ALL OF OUR HARD WORK. Honestly… ugh.

Another thing I could talk about is that I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant too. My puppies will be due around the end of June. I hope to have more info about that soon! Anyway, check all the social networking site, FB, Twitter and this website for updates. Like Titus mentioned, we’ll be trying to update every week. See you guys then!


Hello humans. I was told to write a small blog. Normally I wouldn’t take orders from those of the canine species, but I thought this would be fun. I’d just like to say this.

Have any of you seen websites like this?

This is insulting to the feline race. We do not talk like that. I know proper grammar. It’s very degrading. Just because I’m a little over-weight doesnt mean I’m all like, I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGERRR? I mean, really. I’m secure with the way I look, but I do try to stay healthy. Besides, I don’t even like cheeseburgers, and if I asked for one I would polietely say, “May I, please have a cheeseburger?” Anyway, I have to go. Goodbye peasants.

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